The Death Of A Perfectly Good Paranormal/Speculation Site With A Rotten Dog Carcass
It used to be I would spend my days at the call center mentally composing responses to some amateur sleuth holding forth on who Carl Allende REALLY was. Or maybe while my ears were engaged about billing cycles, my mind would be closer to sunspot cycles, and just how that can affect the throughput, so to speak, of the transmitting phallus when said possessor is in the gateway chair. But now the call center remains, and I don't even care to correct the occasional reference to it being 'just a John Carpenter film, and one of the particularly bad ones'.
That's how much this sensationalism masked as respectable cryptozoology galls me. And to bring it over HERE, to this forum, where so much of the truth about Montauk Point, its past, present, and on-going future, has been DISSEMINATED...well, goddammit it breaks my heart a little. I guess some people don't care about wonder, about the deeper questions. You see a beak on a dog and all the sudden the U.S.S. Eldridge never existed. Well YEAH it never existed, not in THIS universe! Try having your eagle-turtle-pitbull explain THAT! WE'VE been trying too, me and eviLdRED008, and a few others. We few. We faithful few. Candles in a cosmic void.
Well, dRED, I can't speak for you, but this is where this truthseeker gets off.
keep searching for the truth, me, I must do it elsewhere and alone it seems...
-W.G. Wentworth of the Holmic Institutes of Mid-Inner Sciences (1st shift supervisor at Big Lots)
Elements Of The Periodic Table I Couldn't Come Up With In 15 Minutes Fire Back
Potassium: Jesus, man. Eat a fucking banana every now and then. No wonder you've never heard of me, what with your bowels.
Aluminum: Oh, you can come up with titanium, iridium, all the olympic metals, and those snazzy transuranics that go boom, but you can't come up with me, the can in your hand?
Sulfur: I remember a time, boy, when you believed in hell. You can at least believe in insurance and politics.
Iodine: I guess I shouldn't feel so bad, you've always been a bacitracin type and never spent much time around microscopes...still, when it came to disinfecting, I used to run that game...
Phosphorus: Dude, I go boom too. What am I, chopped plant matter?
Cesium: STEP TO ME. You go ahead with your tritium, plutonium, cobalt, uranium...I'm still here, bitch. Forget about me at your peril.
Francium & Germanium: Guessing, we think, could have come up with us. The state of California got its own as you indeed recalled, did you not?
Osmium: For a guy who said he used to read Marvel Universe "just for the armor suits", you sure don't recall large wodges of time on your floor in the 5th-10th grade.
Dysprosium: Hi. We've never met formally. I aint mad atcha...I am indeed the least known metal to this quiz. Look, I don't want to brag, but I'm kind of cool stuff...I mean, you remembered a lot of the gases because of chemical lasers, and all the hot metals because of reactors and bombs, right? Ok, I'm used in lasers AND reactors. I'm silvery-ish, don't occur as a free element, and can be cut with bolt cutters.
It used to be I would spend my days at the call center mentally composing responses to some amateur sleuth holding forth on who Carl Allende REALLY was. Or maybe while my ears were engaged about billing cycles, my mind would be closer to sunspot cycles, and just how that can affect the throughput, so to speak, of the transmitting phallus when said possessor is in the gateway chair. But now the call center remains, and I don't even care to correct the occasional reference to it being 'just a John Carpenter film, and one of the particularly bad ones'.
That's how much this sensationalism masked as respectable cryptozoology galls me. And to bring it over HERE, to this forum, where so much of the truth about Montauk Point, its past, present, and on-going future, has been DISSEMINATED...well, goddammit it breaks my heart a little. I guess some people don't care about wonder, about the deeper questions. You see a beak on a dog and all the sudden the U.S.S. Eldridge never existed. Well YEAH it never existed, not in THIS universe! Try having your eagle-turtle-pitbull explain THAT! WE'VE been trying too, me and eviLdRED008, and a few others. We few. We faithful few. Candles in a cosmic void.
Well, dRED, I can't speak for you, but this is where this truthseeker gets off.
keep searching for the truth, me, I must do it elsewhere and alone it seems...
-W.G. Wentworth of the Holmic Institutes of Mid-Inner Sciences (1st shift supervisor at Big Lots)
Elements Of The Periodic Table I Couldn't Come Up With In 15 Minutes Fire Back
Potassium: Jesus, man. Eat a fucking banana every now and then. No wonder you've never heard of me, what with your bowels.
Aluminum: Oh, you can come up with titanium, iridium, all the olympic metals, and those snazzy transuranics that go boom, but you can't come up with me, the can in your hand?
Sulfur: I remember a time, boy, when you believed in hell. You can at least believe in insurance and politics.
Iodine: I guess I shouldn't feel so bad, you've always been a bacitracin type and never spent much time around microscopes...still, when it came to disinfecting, I used to run that game...
Phosphorus: Dude, I go boom too. What am I, chopped plant matter?
Cesium: STEP TO ME. You go ahead with your tritium, plutonium, cobalt, uranium...I'm still here, bitch. Forget about me at your peril.
Francium & Germanium: Guessing, we think, could have come up with us. The state of California got its own as you indeed recalled, did you not?
Osmium: For a guy who said he used to read Marvel Universe "just for the armor suits", you sure don't recall large wodges of time on your floor in the 5th-10th grade.
Dysprosium: Hi. We've never met formally. I aint mad atcha...I am indeed the least known metal to this quiz. Look, I don't want to brag, but I'm kind of cool stuff...I mean, you remembered a lot of the gases because of chemical lasers, and all the hot metals because of reactors and bombs, right? Ok, I'm used in lasers AND reactors. I'm silvery-ish, don't occur as a free element, and can be cut with bolt cutters.
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